Full time mayor?

Rosenberg peers into a future day-in-the-life of a full-time mayor of Greensboro for his weekly N&R column.  A couple of my favorites on the to-do list for that particular day…

  • 10:10 a.m.: Check with physician: Is frequent leaking of RMA and other documents normal for mayors my age?

and this one… which is not so far-fetched…

  • 11:30 a.m.: Send someone to get Part 119 of Jerry Bledsoe’s “Cops in Black & White,” a chart graphing the regularity of David Wray’s bowel movements against the phases of the moon.
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7 Comments

  1. Posted February 11, 2007 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    didn’t part 119 get published over the holidays? eh…

  2. Posted February 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    2:30 am

    call hospital to see if cure for for white guilt has been discovered.

  3. Posted February 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    I read it and wondered… What So Different Than What We Have Now?

  4. Jim Rosenberg
    Posted February 11, 2007 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    White guilt? Ben, I ought to come over there and settle this Mid-Atlantic style with a Swinging Fisherman’s Suplex from which you would be unable to escape. I’d do it too, if I wasn’t fairly certain you’d thrash me with one hand while requesting documents with the other.

  5. Posted February 11, 2007 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    Jim,

    A swingign fisherman’s suplex is not mid atalntic style. I would Wahoo chop you in the neck. Then I would …Wooooooooooo..now we go to school….Lock on the figure four…from which you would truly be unable to escape…then…during my interview after the match….I would challenge Tom phillips to a LUMBERJACK MATCH….I would have my folks…he could have his…that would be mid atlantic style.

  6. Vince
    Posted February 12, 2007 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Tell me again; why do we need a mayor AND a city manager?

  7. Brenda Bowers
    Posted February 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    I’m starting to wonder why we need department heads, engineers and city council members since we now have all these people rolled into one super human, omnipotent City Manager.