Update and Ouch

Luminary Update: Because neighbor Tom Franklin and I do the bulk of the work putting on the luminary display previously mentioned, we decided to postpone the event until next Sunday (21st).


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If warnings about catching diseases that might kill don’t provide enough reason for practicing safe sex, this account of pregnancy and the aftermath of same might just do the trick.  To let you in on her world and to make sure that men understand what breast engorgement feels like, Dawn offers this analogy: 



“… imagine your testicles being backed up, blocked and congested after watching three weeks worth of porno videos and receiving a lap dance an hour while force feeding yourself viagra pills – all while being physically restrained from relieving yourself. It’s mildly uncomfortable to say the least.”


Thanks to Lex for the link which I will have my kids read a time or two.

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